inverted sex

When the sex fucks YOU

Oh fuuuuuck the inverted sex is fucking me hard

by kintups June 24, 2024

invertism

A society in which everything works in complete reverse, as expected from the world as a child, or is this what is called adulthood?

Have you noticed how invertism holds this world in its grasp?

by Mr. Lay mandeep. April 18, 2017

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009