Ink

When a man ejaculate's into a woman's eyes, then promptly leaves the house while she is temporarily blind.

Duncan completely inked Stacy last night, she was still on her knees when he bolted out of the door.

by bunkybunkster October 25, 2022

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022

Ink

Liquid (not blood), that inklings like to use to attack each other until they explode, for no fucking apparent reason. It's also used for writing, but since the rise of the internet, people want to type instead nowadays.

BRO THE INK LOOKS LIKE BLOOD
SOMEONE FUCKING CALL THE AMBULANCE

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

ink time

The amount of time a character, an event or an arc gets in a book

"Hoid should've had more ink time time in Mistborn"

"Yeah he had more ink time in Warbreaker"

by pseudonymJuno March 12, 2022

Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

inking

When you do literally anything noteworthy

"Okay so we're inking without them"

by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021