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hurt carl with quarters

when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.
I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.
by Billy wanger February 27, 2004
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butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.
As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.
by dr. lexus555 November 2, 2011
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hurtin'

1. An object, person, or situation which is sketchy, questionable.
2. May be used to describe an individuals state or physical appearance.
1. "Man, two of Jordan's ex's showed up at that party last night...that's fuckin' hurtin'."
2. "Oh shit, did you see that broad that Matt roosted last night - She was soooo hurtin'."
by Chief Broken Sock January 6, 2006
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Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.
by country_girl40 December 17, 2010
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butt hurt

easily offended when one takes something too personally
jenny tries to hide her low self-esteem by being cocky. when joe tells her she's ugly, jenny gets BUTT HURT
by bobbette December 23, 2003
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Hurt

A song first recorded by Nine Inch Nails in 1994, then again by Johnny Cash in 2003.
I hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of s**t
On my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
by White Sox Rule June 8, 2004
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hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.
Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.
by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006
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