humph-a-dumph-dumpher

A spontaneous and frenzied sexual intercourse (or attempt thereof) without awareness or concern if sexual engagement is successful.

By the time he got his pants off he was already thrusting randomly in a rage of pure humph-a-dumph-dumpher

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Hemphysema

A disease that can lead to bloodshot eyes, chronic cough, and an uncontrollable increase in appetite. Usually self treatable, no health screening required.

Snoop had to take a break from the homies for a while, he gained 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks and he’s gone through 3 bottles of Visine, Chris ain’t no doctor but swears he’s got Hemphysema.

by Ghini October 26, 2020

Humpy

Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.

“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“

by Kjscyp October 20, 2020

Humpty-Dumptied

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

by Stoney69 December 18, 2020

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021