hoofster

A lazy hipster who likes others to google for him.

"Yesterday Carlo hoofsted again on FB, he's one of the best hoofster out there !"

by kabooki October 5, 2013

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

hoofd

Pijpen

Wil je mij hoofd geven

by Hoegaathetmetjouindeshithelpen December 27, 2016

hoofd

The last name of a giant fgt

Damn your such a hoofd

by NiggerDudeThatsNotRacist69 January 25, 2017

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

by Impure zero September 30, 2017

HOOFUCKINRAH

Something used for extreme happiness. Mainly used by Dempsey in call of duty black ops 1. Can also be used when you get a bj form your gf

HOOFUCKINRAH! I GOT A HEADSHOT!

by DarkAether916 October 19, 2017

Hoofnagle

A device on a multi tool to finagle a stone from a horses hoof. A professor at UW

My horse needed the help of a hoofnagle to walk again

by Rusagesam January 19, 2018