The "Chocolate Helmet"

This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!

Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""

by lanegarret May 21, 2009

turkish helmet

Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.

by JGunther February 18, 2007

Sticker Helmet

a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.

p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in

by vulture.shark May 9, 2009

Helmet Cheddar

The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese

I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar

by jonnycumlately February 11, 2007

centurians helmet

the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.

google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.

by milothesuperdog October 15, 2008

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...

by yumeko April 23, 2011