A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.

Guy 1: Why did you invite that girl to the bar with you so directly? Don’t you think it had zero chance of working?
Guy 2: Just a heat check. As long it doesn’t damage my chances at all with her in the future, it just checks to see if she might say yes to pure directness.

Heat Check by Eric Kazinsky September 9, 2016

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Heat Wave

The act of a male masturbating into a portable heating fan, spraying the warmed ejaculate back upon him.

The winter time equivalent of a 'cool load.'

It was so cold out yesterday, I just stayed in and cranked out a Heat Wave.

Carl's so dumb, he's always busting out a cool load in the winter and a heat wave in the summer!

Heat Wave by Fitz Kirkpatrick February 20, 2009

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heat bag

1.A person who attracts attention to someone who is stoned.

2.A place well known to pigs for illegal activity

1. Get away fom me, you heat bag.

2. I ain't goin ther, it's a heatbag.

heat bag by turbo October 29, 2003

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