Swirly Head Ass

1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.

2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.

Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"

by 216Ski April 21, 2008

National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.

Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day

by National Day April 20, 2019

head monster

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Bed Head

Hair messed up and untidy after sleep

"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."

by Breseis April 25, 2006

ket head

A person who regularly takes horse tranquilizers (ketamine) and is mental

*Random girl flopping around at a rave'
Person: 'She is such a ket head'

by macaws October 17, 2013

poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly

You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!

by PotatQueen December 15, 2019

Headcrotching

Opposite of headbutting, it is when one headbutts a rapist in the crotch. Especially when wearing a "Bump It".

This rapist wearing a snuggie came after me last night, I swiftly gave him a good headcrotching and he crawled away in pain.

by Caity H. September 29, 2009