The Kennedy HandJob

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.

The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.

by JointRolla November 17, 2010

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rollover handjob

Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an ejaculation into your own mouth, onto your chin, and chest.

"What a wonderful experience that rollover handjob was, it tasted like christmas."

by Nadia Colbert December 15, 2007

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Mid-Western Handjob

A reverse style of a common variety "Handjob" where the thumb is free to move about the cabin in a circular motion

Doyle-"Oh man, Amber gives the best Mid-Western Handjob"

by Marishka Hagutay May 31, 2010

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1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

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Devil's Handjob

when someone rips off your penis

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT

by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011

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handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.

Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.

by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012

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The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

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