halloween oreo

a racist remark towards a black person

White dude: bro you're a fucking halloween oreo.
Black dude: are you serious?

by flowershops April 5, 2020

Halloween

the year for cosplayers like me 😏

Luna: what holliday is in october?
draco: halloween?

by rawr 🦖 October 7, 2020

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

by Eddy L January 27, 2023

Will Hallem eames

Small penis

Will hallem eames has a small penis

by Bighead2344 November 30, 2019