Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Meme Hailer

A person who worships memes, lives, breaths memes and can't live without.
Always be up to date when the new meme hits.

Person A: "Look, I sent you 10000 memes in DMs, also wanna play VRchat and play as meme characters?"

Person B: " Ugh, God your such a meme hailer"

by WhenYouNeedResults September 26, 2019

bill hader

an amazing person who has an amazing personality. he's also funny.

Fred: "Bill Hader is a cool guy!"
Lorne:"I agree. Very successful man."

by miniatured:ldo July 6, 2021

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022

hits harder than will smith

To describe something that hits the hardest in any context

Damn that food hits harder than will smith

by DJvox September 26, 2022

L+ratio+try harder

What people will say if you get beaten badly in a game.

"Oh you're so bad at this game! L+ratio+try harder"

by tasssssssssssss March 7, 2023