I had a dream about you

If a girl tells you this she definitely likes you and a lot of stuff went down in that dream

Sally: Jacob I had a dream about you!
Jacob:oh cool dude what happened

Sally:nothing really *blushes*

by Seggsy Senpai May 11, 2021

Best i ever had.

The best breakup song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Best I ever had."
Me: You're just the best I ever had!

Friend: Dude, you're a dumb ass.

by meggo23 October 28, 2009

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

/b/had

/b/had, n., derived from jihad. Slang for a grudge held by Anonymous on someone, e.g. on scientology or jessi slaughter

Gee, Tom Cruise has such a /b/had on his ass.

Jessi Slaughter is really suffering from this /b/had...let's all point and laugh.

Holy crap, they've declared a /b/had on me...

by I Define The Internet July 25, 2010

If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

by Omri April 27, 2005

we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.

by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017