how sad are you

a rhetorical question used after a sports team loses.

Cary: Fukn Horry
Meh: How sad are you

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 25, 2005

how big are you

1)meaning to the extent of the size of your penis.

2)they want ur cock inside of their rim hole

when someone ask you this question how big are you? then it menas that he wants to have raging buttsex with ur rim hole

by brian buttsex machine March 27, 2009

You know how i know your gay

The method of telling someone that they are gay.
Making them aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality

Nelson: Dude you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: Because you want me to tuck my dick and nuts back and play chuck norris "fire walker" with you...Fag!

Jean: You know how i know your gay?
Nelson: How? Cause your gay and can tell whos gay in the world?

Nelson: you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: You are Toms number one friend on MYSPACE!

by Jean is GAY January 20, 2008

how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.

1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!

by swolivia March 12, 2008

How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021

How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021