HOOP STAR

guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.

"Hey Ben, go long!"

"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"

*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*

"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 8, 2007

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do

A good way for Queen Fans to annoy their boring friends. This reference is from Headlong by Queen

Person a- Man I just failed my test

Person b- Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do
Person a- Are you even listening?

by Mr Fahrenheit 😘 October 15, 2019

up the hoop

The term "up the hoop" is defined as the sexual act of anal penetration of a partner that is in the process of, how you say, shitting.

Dude #1: "What did you and Debra do last night?"
Dude #2: "Oh man, it was fuckin' awesome. When we got back to her place she was turtled heading so bad we decided to up the hoop."
Dude #1: "Sick!"

by butfuk May 25, 2014

Fire Hoop

A hula hoop with 4 to 8 wicks attached that are lit on fire.

My favorite past time is fire hooping.

by yurtgirl June 25, 2009

hulu hoops

The amount of bullshit you have to go through in order to watch shows on hulu.

Damn it another commercial its like they've got me going through fucking hulu hoops

by Stuff and Things August 26, 2015

wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

Soupy Hoop

Where after having a serious drinking session the night before (normally with a strong curry), you wake up and shit just pours out of your arse and you are wiping indefinately leading to a soggy/sticky arse

Shit Trev, I had a session last night and I've got a proper Soupy Hoop today!

by Febreeze October 20, 2012