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Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006
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Homosexual Corndog

This is when a man has sex with a lady that used to be a man. The inside out penis has another penis inside of it.
I had the best night of my life, until the next morning when she told me she used to be a dude. She gave me the homosexual corndog. ladyboystgirlstranny
by Irishwonderdude September 7, 2014
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homosexual agenda

The agenda of homosexual activists is basically to change America from what they perceive as looking down on homosexual behavior, to the affirmation of and societal acceptance of homosexual behavior.

Homosexual activists have always said that what they want is tolerance of homosexuality. Well, the pretense of "tolerance" is over. What they really want is to make sure that there is no verbal dissent. They don't want anyone to be able to say that homosexuality — like adultery, or lying, or whatever — is a sin. As long as that word is out there, it makes them "stigmatized" — or so they believe.
The homosexual agenda is to define as intolerant anyone who does not agree with homosexual activists.
by J Stevens October 2, 2006
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homosexual panther

A panther, or any mammal near or of resemblance to a panther, who is homosexual. i.e. A panther who feels strong sexual feelings for panthers of the same sex. Often panthers will experiment, and then adapt a taste for this act of homosexual panther sex.
Two Panthers in College can't get any chicks, and they decide to experiment with sexual acts of panther homosexuality
by Sean O'Hara April 30, 2005
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homosexual salad

A room full of gay dudes. (/ij)
"Have you ever been to a homosexual salad?"
"No dude.. Why? Is it fun?"
"Fuck yeah! You should join me next time!"
by stinkk April 9, 2022
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Homosexual yetila

1.Dan that's a nice homosexual yetila u got thar
2. Omg I fucked a homosexual yetila yesteday
by asasfafasfasfasf January 6, 2008
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Homosexual Acts

Acts in which homosexuals and men who pretend they aren't gay take part in. Homosexual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, Queeen's Park (Toronto), Church Street Bathhouses and confessionals. Homosexuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, blowjobs, handjobs, anal fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) anal sex, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
"Homosexual Acts" : Gossiping

"OMG ricky, did you see marks ass, I swear to GOD that fag is being such a donut eater, his ass is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy ass way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, GOD ricky go the fucking gym and do some squats bitch!"

Homosexual Acts : anal fingering

"Ok Lance, lick my finger, you'll want to lube it up good and wett so that your bum hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have anal tearing, and we don't want that!"


Homosexual Acts: Queen's Park (Toronto)

This is where many "gay" and not so "gay" men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the Ontario Legislature. It's odd because Queen's Park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). Men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their dicks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. This is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!
by Nevets Setab January 9, 2009
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