Drinking Holiday

A holiday that is celebrated for only one purpose: To drink.

Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*

by Mr. PandaBear May 30, 2011

Holiday Hotfinger

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Holiday Steamroller

The action of which intails shitting one ones chest during/after sexual intercorse. Most find this practice crued and unruley. However, paired with a "Dutch oven" it can make for one shitty experience.

"Hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?"

by Superdave🍺 December 16, 2013

hotdog holidays

Is a street corner hotdog stand located in pine county minn run by some fatman and his 2 gay lovers every year during the town's Quarry Days festival gay lovers gater round this hotdog stand happier than ever and call it hotdog holidays

Dam this fat man damaged my rim badly this hotdog holidays

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 2, 2019

Holiday Blue's

When your ass cheeks turn blue cause it's cold outside.

I had the holiday blue's bad at work today!

by Bman9213 December 7, 2021