the greatest hide and seek player in the world

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 15, 2022

internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.

Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."

by garsgro November 20, 2010

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

Method hide-and-seek

When a girl tucks her belly fat into her pants to appear skinnier.

“That broad over there is definitely playing method hide-and-seek.”

by MrSedg January 28, 2021

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

he can"t find his waves, he has none anyway they are microscopic

Chris Collot where are your waves? I don't know son. Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

by Mrs.Howard March 28, 2019

Can’t hide money

A passive aggressive phrase that is paired with “must be nice.” Normally used to point out your own short comings when compared to someone else who spends their money on premium or fancy objects.

“I see you just ordered PTE8385 turbo and a GrannasRacing1000 T56 Transmission. Can’t hide money.”

“Thomas just bought a new boat. I just saw him pulling it into his gated community. Can’t hide money.”

by Skwerly September 8, 2021

durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with “durn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.

If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell “durn your hide”.

by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 15, 2023