Haidance

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.

You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*

by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019

hairstory

It’s the story your hair tells the next day.

Based on hairstory, I had a good night.

by Nspace November 17, 2019

hairsh

Harsh, but worse, by anywhere from a half to a full level.

"That chick he was sucking face with on the dance floor at 2 AM? Hairsh!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 29, 2021

Hailsham Sixth Form

A pretty alright sixth form located in the chav-populated town of Hailsham.
The only real downside is baning into tiny year 7 cretins in the corridor they think they're proper solid now so watch out incase a 4'3 child tries to deck you on your way to lesson.
Big up HCC

John; 'Where do you go Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Hailsham Sixth Form'
John: 'Yikes'
Sarah: 'Shut up John you go to fucking Eastbourne'
#sham4life

by vacuum cleaner 123 November 2, 2021

Haider A.

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider A. I want him to dominate me.

by bleachin November 22, 2021

Hadis

Hadis is a persian name for a very kind, lovely and giving person. Hadis will always be there for you and love you with all her heart. Hadis won't keep her emotions to herself and tell you everything straight away.
Hadis is also a very loyal friend and girlfriend that will care for you through thick and thin. She has a great eye for details and notices everything around her. She loves cuddles and giving love and pleasuring the people she loves. She loves adventures and entertainment. You'll be very lucky to have a Hadis as a friend or girlfriend. Usually girls with this name are also very attracted to everything aesthetic and they love art. She also has a very cute smile, beautiful, hypnotising eyes and nice lips.
It's way too easy to fall in love with her, but be careful how you treat a Hadis. She needs a lot of respect and pleasure.

Person A: How was your first date?

Person B: I immediately fell in love with *Hadis*, she is so loving and kind.

by SparklingWine99 November 25, 2021

haisit

Corn teeth

Man that dude has some haisit’s

by Ben dover96 February 5, 2022