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Best i ever had. 

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The best breakup song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Best I ever had."
Me: You're just the best I ever had!

Friend: Dude, you're a dumb ass.
Best i ever had. by meggo23 October 28, 2009
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Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. 

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What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
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i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those 

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Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.
See "Ashley Burger"
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/b/had

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/b/had, n., derived from jihad. Slang for a grudge held by Anonymous on someone, e.g. on scientology or jessi slaughter
Gee, Tom Cruise has such a /b/had on his ass.

Jessi Slaughter is really suffering from this /b/had...let's all point and laugh.

Holy crap, they've declared a /b/had on me...
/b/had by I Define The Internet July 25, 2010
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If my grandma had wheels 

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A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
If my grandma had wheels by Omri April 27, 2005
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we had coffee 

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a good night of sex to keep u up.
i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.
we had coffee by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017
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