gronk

1.)dumbass motherfucker
2.)see Lawrence Liu

Don't be such a gronk you jackass!

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Grongo

A particularly smelly and feculent shit

I really need to go and cronk out a grongo

by Dickieboy January 15, 2011

gronk

A big, tall, hardcore-looking guy who usually stands with his arms crossed and his mouth slightly opened. He should also have a low voice and is often judged as overbearing or intimidating.

A gronk will usually hold a lot of anger. During the times when his anger is released, it should be called "raging gronk anger" or "wrath of gronk".

Gronks are mad attractive to the ladies.

"Look at that guy Rob, he is such a gronk."

by pennies December 17, 2004

gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

Gronk

The sound that symbolises true Metal music and everything associated to said music. Often used in conjunction with the Devil horns \m/ at a concert.

Slayer: (Plays "Angel of Death")
John: GRONK! throws the goat

by Thunder Goat March 29, 2010

gron

boner, semi, erection, cockloaf
usually, but not necessarily when trapped in ones pants.

also, for the illiterate, gr0n

1.)Everytime your mom says hi, I pop a gron
2.)Is your gf there? No? You know why? Cuz she's choking on my gr0n!

by the hanging chad October 26, 2004

gronk

Verb: To stick your nose into someones Belly Button like you are a pig hunting for truffles.

"He Gronked me and my belly button is wet."

by Ray White October 20, 2007