did you get that done in guatemala or something?

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery

"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

by mary k August 21, 2005

guinea

The Irish-American word for Italian.

Refrencing the belief that Southern Italians recieved darker genes from the Moore colinization of Sicily, and the similar appearence to people from the Guinea coast of Africa.

It is often interpreted as being called part-nigger and non-white and is usually taken very offensively.

Mick: I hate those Tanglewood guineas. They think they run yonkers. The Westies are comin' motherfuckers!
Guido: Yeah right, paddy!

by Jack Doyle January 13, 2007

Guinevere

Guinevere is a beautiful, fun, smart, and kind girl. She is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet! Her dirty hilarious jokes will make you cry from laughing so hard. When she is not joking around, she is very focused on sports and her friends. Maybe you just met her that day, or maybe you’ve known her forever, she will always bring a smile to your face. Her beauty is like no other. She is pretty inside and out. She light up a room when she walks into it. But, she never wants to feel like the prettiest one. She embraces her beauty with everyone. You’ll be lucky to meet a Guinevere, because when you do she will be the kindest person you know.

“Guinevere is so pretty!”
“I know right! She is also so athletic and kind”

by Gucci_whajsjdcncifdj April 21, 2018

goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

guinea bath

The act of splashing on copious amounts of cologne instead of actually washing oneself. The cologne is used to mask the scent of body odor. A.K.A guinea shower

I didn't have time to take a shower after the gym so I took a guinea bath before I hit the bar.

by pizza chavez November 29, 2011

guatemalan pussy wart

the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off

jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off

by fuckoffpseudonym July 4, 2019

Pornstar Guide

Pornstar Guide

So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you

Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK

Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch

Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect

Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K

Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world

by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020