When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
by HornyPixie May 16, 2010
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So cute! He's like a teddy bear! has interview mega stars and done funny skits with the likes of matt damon and edward norton!
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So cute! He's like a teddy bear! has interview mega stars and done funny skits with the likes of matt damon and edward norton!
"Matt Damion Matt Damion!!!"
lmao how guillermo says matt damon
"ju wanna a shot of tequila"
-guillermo said that to a mess of people at the emmys!
he took shots 21 celebs!
guillermo for the win!!!!
lmao how guillermo says matt damon
"ju wanna a shot of tequila"
-guillermo said that to a mess of people at the emmys!
he took shots 21 celebs!
guillermo for the win!!!!
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Gul-eey
To be thoroughly in rugg characteristics, to keep it real to the point of insanity.
Gull stems from the ancient pharaoh Mr. “Gull” Hetepsekhemwy, who may have reigned for 38 years. Sealings with his name have been found near the 5th Dynasty pyramid of Unas at Saqqara, though the tomb attributed to him was empty, it has led most to believe that he was so dope in fact that he spontaneously combusted. When his ashes were found the archeologists proclaimed “well I’ll be damned he must have been GULLY!” And in truth they were right. Since these findings archeologists began attributing their good luck to “gull” or “a gully turn of events”. When the so called “urban streets” or “hoods” got wind of these lucky cracker ass crackers, they took the word and embraced it as their own. Recent usage includes Jay-Z’s famed “feelin’ it” from the classic album REASONABLE DOUBT in where I quote “Jiggy-Jigga lookin’ gully in the joint, if yall niggaz aint talkin’ bout large money what the point?” my sentiments exactly mr Z.
To be thoroughly in rugg characteristics, to keep it real to the point of insanity.
Gull stems from the ancient pharaoh Mr. “Gull” Hetepsekhemwy, who may have reigned for 38 years. Sealings with his name have been found near the 5th Dynasty pyramid of Unas at Saqqara, though the tomb attributed to him was empty, it has led most to believe that he was so dope in fact that he spontaneously combusted. When his ashes were found the archeologists proclaimed “well I’ll be damned he must have been GULLY!” And in truth they were right. Since these findings archeologists began attributing their good luck to “gull” or “a gully turn of events”. When the so called “urban streets” or “hoods” got wind of these lucky cracker ass crackers, they took the word and embraced it as their own. Recent usage includes Jay-Z’s famed “feelin’ it” from the classic album REASONABLE DOUBT in where I quote “Jiggy-Jigga lookin’ gully in the joint, if yall niggaz aint talkin’ bout large money what the point?” my sentiments exactly mr Z.
"Damn that onion booty on shorty is so gull i just wet my britches. and it aint squalor." (refer to squalor for definition)
"Ever since hit that lick my bank account is quite gully, lets go buy a NBA team"
"if i was any more gully my name would be Sir Gully II"
"Ever since hit that lick my bank account is quite gully, lets go buy a NBA team"
"if i was any more gully my name would be Sir Gully II"
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by Steve Rodhouse September 20, 2008
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Get the Flo Gilly mug.The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.
Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
by breeski December 16, 2010
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