Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

giffen good

1) In economics, a giffen good is a bad product whose price goes up but people buy more of anyways when times are tough
2) Cubs SP Carlos Silva

"Does Carlos the giffen good Silva get paid for every dinger he gives up?"

by Nate613613 March 15, 2010

Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018

gtffe

Means "Get the fucking fire extinguisher!"

The "smilie" showing this is T(00

It is mainly used as reply to dangerous situations, no matter what type.

Guy1: "There's snake on the plane"
Guy2: "OSHIT GTFFE"*

*Usually used with "Get the fucking fire extinguisher" instead of GTFFE

by Murk August 30, 2006

guffaw

an evil Santa Clause belly laugh

RTA guffaw (pronouced buaaahuaahahah)

by pseudoneudo February 6, 2009

Giffer

Someone who doesnt fit into a catergory, i.e mod or a punk, skinhead or whatever.

someone who has had their family and is still going out and "having it large" at the weekend.
Also incorporates the new music genre "Giffer Punk" started by the band Long Tall Shorty.

are you are mod? no, im a GIFFER!

If it aint GIFFER, it aint worth a f*ck!!!!

by Jim Giffer July 5, 2010

Guffey

50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull

I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey

by Brad Tate June 24, 2008