grumpybum

A teasing petname for a loved one who is being grumpy or moody.

"Stop being such a grumpybum Olie."

by Karen B October 24, 2006

grumpmeister

Very cranky toddler who will not be calmed down. Usually this behavior occurs when child is lacking in food, sleep or attention.

Why are you are being such a grumpmeister?

by Sonja Young January 5, 2009

Grumpy McShittypants

The term used to describe someone being grumpy, cranky or overall a childish sleepy turd.

Robert: Sir, wake up! We need to leave this establishment before Phillip arrives to challenge you to a duel!

Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!

Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!

by Fanchero November 21, 2010

grumpy grizzly

when a man deficates in a womans hair then proceeds to rub it all overr her head with his dick.

when my man grumpy grizzlys me i have to wash my hair our with peroxide for a week.

by mcnealeven March 25, 2011

Grumpy

A turd left for someone else to find, either in an unflushed toilet or in a more creative location.

The manager made me stay late and clean up, so I left a grumpy in his desk drawer (or the sink, or the coffee maker, or the printer, etc.).

by OldOllie February 24, 2010

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

Gromps

A combination of a glomp and a grope. An aggresive tackle hug, usually involving sexual touching.

Real world:
A rushes at B, jumping upon B, grabbing randomly at B's butt and sexual organs.

by Pirogoeth July 22, 2003