colorado gear grinder

When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.

Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.

by Flowstrider April 20, 2018

Cushion grinder

An expelling of air from one’s butt into a cushion, making an obnoxious grinding-like noise.

Brenda: what the he’ll kind of fart was that?
Bob: yeah! It was a real cushion grinder!!

by Ale house 1 April 16, 2019

June Grinder

1. A man who orders an in depth drink at Starbucks

2. Homosexual

Brooke: What’d you get from Starbucks?
Devin: Mocha Frappuccino with copious amounts of cold foam
Brooke: You June Grinder

by Xhemur September 15, 2025

Erney tha grinder

He is a skinny cunt who licks Kesītis ass. He loves pussy

Yo are acting like a Erney tha grinder

by Jugla November 4, 2019

The Pepper Grinder

To mime performing fellatio on an Penis so big that you need both hands to hold it and paying extra attention to the testicles while simultaneously stroking the shaft.

He wasn't pretending to suck a huge cock while cradling the balls, I told them we were going to get a pizza called the Throat Goat that had extra ground pepper on it. He was just pretending to grind extra pepper on his pizza, he wasn't doing The Pepper Grinder or anything.

Go and rewatch that car video. I told my kids we were going to get a pizza called the throat goat that had extra ground pepper on it. They had no idea what I was talking about number one and number two I never mentioned anybody's name or likeness.

by The Dungeoneers April 2, 2025

Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".

KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.

by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015