griffinning

In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.

This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.

by lastname first September 11, 2012

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering December 7, 2011

lois griffin

peter griffin's spouse in the comedy tv show family guy.as well as peter,she is in her early 40's.she is a stay at home mom,that has had occasional jobs.she has the southern new york/new jersey accent which sounds almost like fran dresher's accent,though alittle more mellow.tends to be quite attractive,even having brian,the family dog drooling over her.

my ex girlfriend's mom sounded exactly like lois griffin due to her accent.

by rofgneogeneogb February 22, 2009

Griffin Book

published by Griffin Investigations and containing photos, listed individuals are generally suspected of being, or known to be, either advantage players or outright cheaters at casino games. These individuals are perceived as a threat to a casino's profits and include those who use leal and illegal means including card counters, card markers, and those who attempt to cheat slot machines.

The Cooker: "damn, that dude bettin all that cash just got kicked out of the casino."
Pete Dick: "must be in the Griffin Book."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

griffin

what your parents name you when they're too stoned to think of a normal name. also an amazing monkey with randomass wings who plays more frisbee than is healthy

what kind of crazyass name is griffin??

by flyingcowkara July 11, 2006

kathy griffin

The most annoying women on the face of the earth only rivaling Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O' Donnell. She's not funny and her career sucks. People like her and Jenny Jones are the reason there is war in the middle east.

She also looks like a tranny on crack.

Kathy Griffin sucks and I want to nail her to the fucking cross.

by Aldwardo January 30, 2007