A massive snob who has far too much money and doesn't help anyone but himself. He even wants to cancel Christmas as it is too expensive, they also hate paying tax and when asked for donations they provide the answer of go and use the services paid for by their taxes!
by MorganGrayBeige December 3, 2018

When you can’t get off and your hitting it from the back so you snot rocket on her and act like you got off
by Dirtygray7873 December 16, 2022

The most muscular man to ever walk the earth, and he climbs walls like a monkey. He is cute beyond measure and everyone loves him. Whenever you are feeling down, just talk to Joey! He will brighten your day with his upbeat spirit and kind and loving words. He gets all the ladies because he's the most respectful guy ever. If you ever find a Joey don't let go of him, you will regret it.
Yena: OMG did you hear what Joey Gray said
Avery: I bet it was something nice!
Alice: he said i was beautiful!
Nick: OMG me too
Avery: I bet it was something nice!
Alice: he said i was beautiful!
Nick: OMG me too
by Heisenberg12354 November 27, 2021

by DTGTBR March 30, 2017

the most precious, talented, and ironic human to ever set foot on this earth.
GO LISTEN TO TELEPATH BY CONAN GRAY!!
GO LISTEN TO TELEPATH BY CONAN GRAY!!
by averybassline November 23, 2021

Person who in all interesting respects is the exact average of rock musician Jack White and actor Jack Black. Distant cousin of Jack Shite and Jack Quack, D.D.S.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 23, 2021
