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Grandma Class

1. A class taken by older people often at a college or senior center. It can be anything: exercise, macrome, art, and etc.

2. A class taught by a grandma. Most notably by Mrs. Opal Crankshaft who homeschools her grandson, Nelson, as a substitute teacher for her husband, Earl.
Opal: (coming into the room) Hey Nelson, are you ready for your Grandma Class?

Nelson: (with a shocked expression) What's a Grandma Class?

Opal: Well, its a class that's taught by grandmas. You'll love it, its fun!

Nelson: Where's Grandpa Earl?

Opal: He couldn't be here. He's gone to a Grandma Class of his own at the senior center. I'm his substitute. Come on, let's go get busy. This is gonna rock!!

Nelson: I think I'm going to like this class. I get to hang out with my Grandma!

Opal: Well, grandmas are the best teachers!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
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Grandma Balls

A pair of incredibly wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, juicy testicles that only dwell on the douches of grandmothers. They are common on fat asian and black grandmas. If you think grandma balls are hot, then your very high or just a fucking freakass.
Holy shit Carter! Those grandma balls were really fucking nasty!
by Logster29 April 25, 2012
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Grandma’s Cornbread

The wrinkly old ass of an elderly woman.
Last night I got some of Grandma’s cornbread and it smelled like stale farts and cigarettes
by Burger boss eat my butt October 11, 2019
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Hugging Grandma

Sexual slang referring to young men who seek and sleep with women over the age of 100. a 'hugger' can often be seen lurking near mobility scooters and in post office queues on pension day.
"did you watch Eastenders last night?"
"no, I was out hugging grandma"
by Keithy Rider October 5, 2011
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grandma-seizure

To stare off into spaze, and or associated with loss of stabilization and foundation.
My boy hit that bong so hard he went into a grandma-seizure
by YankIt07 April 20, 2010
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nasty grandma

When a girl gives a guy head and she doesn't have any teeth.
I took some slut home from bar the other night and we when we got back to her place she took out her chompers and started giving me a nasty grandma.
by nastydandude May 21, 2008
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hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs
I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!
by cap'n gar September 26, 2003
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