gonser

One who is known as the biggest shitlord to ever curse the earth with his never ending butthurt

God Damn it Alex, you are being such a Gonser

by Hyliander June 5, 2014

gooder

Short for do-gooder. A person who is helpful and righteous to an annoying degree.

Hey 'gooder! Stop looking over here and go polish your halo.

by Dave October 8, 2006

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.

Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

do-gooder

(n.) A pesky pinko/wooly liberal more concerned with uber-censorship and helping everyone who the liberal media has tricked them into thinking needs help. This, naturally, means ethnic minorities and people with disabilities. See also ambulance chaser, annoying, feminazi, someone I want to rape (if hot chick) and kill

If you hate do-gooders, raise your hand (or vote for this definition, whatever floats your boat)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004

Goober

An oafish dimwitted goofball from a small town, usually from the Southern or Midwestern states, but can also be found in the American Southwest , Pacific Northwest and occasionally the more rural areas of New England. Similar to a hick but with more limited cognitive abilities (as hard to swallow as that might be). Goobers can have lovable characteristics, but that’s not always set in stone.

On the movie Deliverance the guys who sodomized Ned Beatty were hillbillies, while the retard with the banjo was simply a harmless goober.

by McLuvin505 May 3, 2008

Goober

DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter

Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"

by Gamecock16 January 23, 2013