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Goona

A person from the New Zealand town of Rangiora. Also known by the young locals as "Goon"
"You from Goon aye?"

"Yeah, I'm a Goona"
by Chilli Billy Bean May 15, 2010
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You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).
#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…
by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012
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i was gonna say...

The phrase commonly used by a person in response to somebody correcting their error in a sentence that may have come out rude or offensive in their conversation to the other person.
Rob: "God dammit my girlfriend is ugly, don't you think?"
Fred: (Sympathetically saying) "Nah dude I would totally fuck Marissa"
Rob: "..."
Fred: "I mean I wouldn't, but shes not ugly, Just saying shes definitely bang-able"
Rob: "Alright i was gonna say..."
by abbyhasadick2 September 15, 2009
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How you gonna act?

This was a very popular saying among US Military personel around the late 60's and early 70's. It was used very heavily by soldiers in Vietnam, Republic of. Depending on how it was used, it could be used as a question, a filler, or a rebuke. Excellent examples of its usage can be heard in the movie "Hamburger Hill" starring Dillon McDermot.
Dam man! You just tripped all over my shit! How you gonna' act!

Yo man...when you get so short you need a step ladder to climb up on a dime...how you gonna act?
by Streamwalker October 21, 2004
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Are you gonna hit that?

Term used frequently with men, usually at parties, clubs, etc. To "hit that" means to make move on, get her to get in his pants, etc.
Guyy 1: Oh, look at that hott chick!
Guyy 2: Nice! Are you gonna hit that?
Guyy 1: OH, I'm gonna hit that up!
Guyy 2: Get her in your pants man, alright!
by Gabbie<333 February 11, 2010
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I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
by sexpixie June 22, 2008
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I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.
by Max Nicks August 22, 2017
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