Rot Gooning

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time

Alternatively:

To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.

These the type of gains you get from rot gooning to lele pons all week.

by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025

Flicker Gooning

When you flick your penis to ejaculation

I was flicker gooning hardcore last night.

by anonymous March 13, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.

When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!

by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig

gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️

by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025