goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010

Goo Shooter

A penis. Obviously.

I shot my Mangoo from my Goo Shooter.

by Numnutz June 22, 2018

Goo Pick

A Goo Pick is the act of itching your private areas, and then smelling your fingers after.

Guy 1: Eww whats that smell?
Guy 2: i just took a goo pick
Guy 1: Thats ripe as hell

by Zaybuah November 16, 2016

People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.

"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009

Goo Machine

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

by bacon69 February 6, 2010

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 March 11, 2011

Happy goo

Another word for semen.

Jack: I jerked off so hard happy goo came out!
Rick: Damn I wish I was there.

by Swagmaster12lol April 27, 2019