Goobery Toodles!!

A retarted saying by a retard. He will bring forth the day of reckoning and absolutely wipe the earth clean of any recognisation of humans even being there. He will return and bring the day of destruction. Thanos is insignificant to the Goobery Toodles!!

Man 1: I'm going to beat you up
Man 2: Goobery Toodles!!
Man 1 and 3: OH SHIT RUN!!!!!!!

by Mikeoxelong September 12, 2023

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Gooberknitch

The gooberknitch is a godlike creature that can not be reproduced or killed. There's only a few male and female gooberknitch's in all the multiverse's. Not every multiverse has a gooberknitch. If you see a gooberknitch, it's best to avoid it otherwise it might fucking kill you to death. But, it can be friendly and harmless sometimes. Either when it's just in a good mood, or you're being relatively calm or nice to it. But they're mostly angry so it's best if you just avoid them.

Person 1: Uh oh...

Person 2: What?

Person 1: There's a gooberknitch over there!

Person 2: Oh dang, we should probably avoid it and go the other direction.

Stupid idiot person 3: nah I'ma go see if it's chill

Person 1 and 2: wait- No!

Person 3: yo what's up gooberknitch

Gooberknitch: not today fella

Person 3: Oh sh*t

Person 3: gets killed to death by the gooberknitch

by Gooberknitch October 24, 2023

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Related Words

Goobear • goober • Goobert • goobersmooch • Goobered • Gooberism • goobernut • goobersnatch • Gooberville • Goobercore

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

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