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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Willy Goomug.

People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.
"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."
by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009
mugGet the People Goomug.

Goo Pick

A Goo Pick is the act of itching your private areas, and then smelling your fingers after.
Guy 1: Eww whats that smell?
Guy 2: i just took a goo pick
Guy 1: Thats ripe as hell
by Zaybuah November 16, 2016
mugGet the Goo Pickmug.

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
mugGet the Goo to Sleepmug.

Goo Machine

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine
by bacon69 February 6, 2010
mugGet the Goo Machinemug.

goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water
I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.
by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010
mugGet the goo rodmug.

Happy goo

Jack: I jerked off so hard happy goo came out!
Rick: Damn I wish I was there.
by Swagmaster12lol April 27, 2019
mugGet the Happy goomug.

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