Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish February 6, 2012

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Goatsisis

A medical condition where your head is so large that the polatiry of your massive dome and cause you to unknowingly swallow a goat whole.

Whitie

by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003

Goats

A word that can substitute "grats" other versions of the word are, but not limited to: congoatulations, goats!, GOATZ0Rs and omfgoat

made: by KELLEN AND JOHN - Not homo

sharlok: SUP MAN I JUST GAVE MY SISTER AIDS Tom: GOATS!!!! me: wtf..

by ZeroK0 March 30, 2009

goats on crack

Old stoner drugies with no life, goats on crack.

Some old many hanging out behind a drug store sniffing crack.

by Boris Yeltson October 2, 2003

Goatse flick

When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it

Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.

by Jedney01 February 7, 2015

Goats Breathe

When a woman swallows your load & she burps, the aroma is like goats breathe !

What's that smell when you talk woman; Goats breathe

by squid1161 August 12, 2016