Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight

You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?

by xndrh1 April 12, 2009

Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

A club composed of the most elite men of our time. A classy group of hearty fellows who share a common bond of good laughter. They drink wine heavily with signature cheeses. Blunts are preferred however steam rollers are acceptable. To get in this group you must forego a horrendous amount of what to some is known as (hazing). However, we view hazing as an opportunity to become an elite member of society. A laughing gentleman once said "being a laughing gentleman wont give you a hearty laugh, having a hearty laugh will make you a laughing gentleman."

Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

Freshman: "Who smokes the blunts?"
LGC Member: "The Laughing Gentlemen Smoke the blunts."

by Straightled Stankfeet November 3, 2010

A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.

"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".

by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021

Gentleman's Bonnet

Penile foreskin. Typically of the long and more meaty variety.

While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

the gentleman's choice

if something or someone is a little better than other options available, thus making it only fit for someone of similar quality, a true gentleman.

ah surrey, the gentleman's choice.

by madd dogg May 22, 2003

kountry gentleman

A song by Family Force 5 which reflects on the life of being a Kountry Gentleman :)

'My momma raised me in the durty south, a Kountry Gentleman, so ya best watch ya mouth.'

by Rumpus. August 11, 2008