German

A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.

Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.

by audi8282 July 25, 2010

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009

german furburger

after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.

I met a jewish girl and gave her a german furburger.

by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010

Germaned It

The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.

Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it

by GermanRecipient January 24, 2011

German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

by schubes66 October 13, 2011

German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004

German

Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......

Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?

That´s germany!!!

German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...

by J.J.1965 September 23, 2008