Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Garee

A description of a horribly inaccurate prop or costume.

BG76's Gareee style pack build

by Just Say Hi October 22, 2010

Garrett

A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch

"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"

by anonymous6969969669 September 27, 2013

Garrett

A homosexual male Jew

that dude over there is such a garrett, he just constantly asks dudes for nudes

by Tyler faggottree May 2, 2017

Garrett

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips

Garrett - fat and lazy

by Tony riveras September 15, 2019

garrett

The act of thinking of having a sex change

I may have a garrett

by tlnh123 June 15, 2013