garden state

An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.

The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.

Zach Braff is a genius.

"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
"Hey, you too!"

by Chelsea January 26, 2005

groder

One who doesen't care much for personal hygiene or personal appearance and is not visually appealing

Look at that groder over there, he's wearing a nasty beer stained wife beater and he has a very long mullet.

by Eric January 25, 2004

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

gardener

A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

by raycruzer September 30, 2006

guerrilla gardening

If you understand graffiti as a "'guerrilla art' attempting to reclaim public space through clandestine and spontenous intervnetions of areseol on walls," then you can easily make the jump to "guerrilla gardening" as a parallel idea - replacing the 'areseol on walls' with 'seeds in soil.'

Concered Citizen: GMO crops are overtaking our eco-system, we need to act in the name of the enviroment and human dignity!
Citizen Anarchist: Let's do some guerrilla gardening!?
Concered Citizen: Hi-oh!< high fives ensue >

by Mark Fox March 15, 2005

Garden School

The school that is so small that you know everyone in it, and everyone knows everything that goes on with you in the school and gives you crap about it, even if you barely know them. Anything else is irrelevant because it is too small and sucky.

Sleeping with 7th graders. Every teacher knowing who your going out with and giving you shit about it. Gym teachers telling you that the love you... 32 times before they let you do anything. Lazy Bio teacher. Garden School.

Gabon.

by Baller!!! April 2, 2007

savage garden

Savage Garden are a band who have one of most honest songs there is, it is called affirmation and the lyrics follow...

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye(Repeat 2)

"Aww dude, savage garden played affirmation at their gig last night, it rocked!!"

by Terri mccrum April 28, 2006