Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra is one of the best short stops in baseball. A fan favorite in Boston for years until he was upset that they tried to trade him for A-rod. At the 2004 trade deadline, the Sox traded Nomar in a multi-team deal to Chicago.

Nomah is wicked awesome.

by Nomah February 21, 2005

garfield

To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.

Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.

by kingofspin9 October 21, 2010

garfle the narthok

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)

You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.

by Foxypook June 19, 2006

meringue garcia

durring fellatio, while the man is cumming, he slaps the girl in the face with a pie

I used a tastykake for a meringue garcia

by Tony from South Jersey January 24, 2005

garfield

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.

Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n

by EgGeuua November 18, 2019

Garfield

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

by L0R1 December 9, 2020

Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.

dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.

by Milky Potato December 9, 2020