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CS gamer

Almost every CS gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. CS gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. Even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. Like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. In extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during masterbation on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. Every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers...this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.
Phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
nooB
pwned/owned
nice shot
omg/omfg
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
good job
by Freddo March 15, 2005
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Gamer Diet

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.
dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!
by that guy that games December 24, 2010
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wii gamer

A person who will defend their Nintendo Wii till death
Liam Price loves bashing the Wii it is his favourite toy, he is a total wii gamer :)
by PriceOfLiam May 15, 2009
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Gamer Pants

An adult diaper specifically designed for video gamers, allowing them to play for several hours without interruption.
I'm gonna wear my gamer pants for tonight's raid, I can't wait to down this boss.
by mistersmith July 2, 2009
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gamer gurl

A girl who plays video games in order to gain attention of male gamers. They can often be seen playing Call of Duty or Halo and talk about how much of a "nerd" they are, when they really are not and are always taking pictures of themselves with gaming accessories like controllers, Wii remotes, etc or gaming related items like low cut Zelda t-shirts just to gain attention or just be attention whores.
Gurl: Hey Guys! I am taking a picture of myself with a controller. I am such a gamer!

Gamer Gurl: That's right. I'm a gurl and I play video games.
Genuine female gamer: Hey guys. What games are you playing?

Gurl: Now I know why boys play Call of Duty all the time. Guess who is getting this game? Me!

Gurl: Playing video games. Hehe. I am such a nerd.
Boy: Hey. Are you excited for E3?
Gurl: What's E3?
Boy It is like a once a year event where everyone shows off their new games.
Gurl: Sounds stupid.
by AirHawke September 13, 2013
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gamer

Somebody who finds refuge from the sheer mundanity of everyday life in the bosom of a particularly engrossing videogame. General stereotypes have already been mentioned, but in my experience with fellow gamers, they are largely misanthropic and just find most people uninteresting. This could perhaps explain why many are seen as socially inept and introverted, but then again, I doubt misanthropia is a popular mindset. The gamers I know are well-read and erudite (in contrast with the idea that games 'rot your brain' - ever noticed how people who make such claims are usually Big Brother watching idiots themselves?).
Video games - because real life is for poseurs.
by Bal-Sagoth June 3, 2004
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Gabernastics

"Gabernastics" is a word to use when frustrated or stressed and you do not want to cuss;whether because you don't cuss or because you can't in the situation you are in.

This word is copyrighted...so don't be telling people you're the creator of this amazing word,because that would be false.
You are sitting in church and someone with a heel steps on your toe,you want to say *&!@#&** but instead you yell out "GABERNASTICS"!
by Nellie Faith August 23, 2011
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