gomft

Getting On My Fucking Tit's

You're gomft.

Will you stfu, you're gomft!

by BigBoyRafi December 1, 2010

Goldfished

*When your online date is much more attractive than her pictures suggest she is.

*The opposite of being catfished

"Dude I was goldfished , the girl I saw last night was so much more prettier than her picture!"

by LankanWriter March 6, 2017

Goldfinger

The act in which a Twinkie is used as a battering ram the prime and penetrate the great gold gates that is your partners asshole.

I was really into this girl until she pulled out a box of Twinkies and gave me a Goldfinger

by Yugi M. November 9, 2018

GOMF

Acronym for "Get Outta My Face!" phrase derived from users of the Amiga computer, GOMF was originally a hack that dismissed critical errors called 'Guru Meditation.' These nerds expanded the use of the phrase to everyday situations.

GOMF cat! Quit eating my spaghetti!

by tchotchotch September 29, 2008

GOMD

Gods Of Mass Destruction
GOMD

Staten Island, New York (A.K.A. Drama Island) crew of high schoolers who chills, hangs out, smokes weed, drinks, drive around, sell each other drugs, take Xanax, trip on "E", races cars, (mostly souped up Mustangs and Camaros) hang out in back yards, rides Jap Bikes, sharing each others Drama Stories...only recruits high schools kids.
crew that started in the early 90's by kids who needed a name for themselves...

Joe: Hey Mike...whats up...what r u doin 2nite?
Mike: Nuttin much, just gonna hang with my homies from GOMD...
Joe: GOMD??? Is that short for Get Off My Dick???
Mike: Nooo!!! GOMD stands for Gods Of Mass Destruction!!!
Joe: Any chicks?
Mike: Only GOMD chickenheads.

by blthrskt October 10, 2005

Goldfish Challenge

Where someone swallows a goldfish whole without the need of water or choking. It can be any size and bought at a local pet store. This also needs to be a real live goldfish, not dead or fake. It's slimy and gross, if you want to be dared to do it go ahead, and it's easier than cinnamon ;)

Person 1: I dare you to do the goldfish challenge!
Person 2: WTF is that?
Person 1: Swallow a live goldfish whole!
Person 2: What do I get?
Person 1: A goldfish in your stomach.. and 5 dollars if you can do it without throwing up
Person 2: OKAY! :D
(Also goldfish are quite big)
Person 2: *chokes* ahh can't.. ahh breathe! *chokes*

by ThatGirlDownTheBlock?Fuckyeshh March 29, 2011

Liverpool Goldfish

A Turd, as seen floating around the mouth of the River Mersey.

I just dropped a Liverpool goldfish and it was as big as a baby's arm.

by Cestrian March 19, 2010