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MF Global

noun, rapist.

1. Recently bankrupted multinational financial institution headed by a former US Federal Government securities regulator.

2. A company run to the ground by former New Jersey senator, New Jersey governor, Goldman Sachs CEO, hypocritical but not atypical advocate for government oversight and regulations of financial institutions, and perpetual serial rapist and financial terrorist, Jon Corzine.
Only the largest, most successful, and most socially beneficial financial institutions are members of the Federal Reserve Bank's list of Primary Dealers, like MF Global.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.
The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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As Grandma Trisha took her last dying breathes, a nurse lovingly attached a warm comfort glove to her ancient outstretched hand.
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Wow she really did glow up. From ugly duckling to gorgeous swan!!
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I Gotta Glock In My Rawrie

A phrase mostly used by scenes and emos referring to Fetty Wap's song 679 where he clearly states " I gotta glock in my rari" but being warped kids they have change the wording very slightly adding a "W" for dinosaur purposes. This term was coined by new Rapper/Viner Yvng Trv$h.
At Warpedtour:
Emo: You heard Fetty Wap's new song?
Scene Queen: Please. I gotta glock in my rawrie xD.
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