J.P. Gertums

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

Gerrymandering

A great word to use around young people who don't know what it means; can fill in for all sorts of other words.

Did you see those two gerrymandering after the game last night?
You could definitely tell that he had just finished gerrymandering.
Did you do anything last night, or did you just sit around gerrymandering?
Congressman : I just finished reorganizing voting districts to benefit my political party.
Voters: Why is there so much gerrymandering?

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr March 10, 2016

Gerry

Has an extremely tiny dick, loves to boss the shit out of people.

1st Adult: I need me a Gerry.
2nd Adult: No you don't.

by Sexyprincess2017 April 6, 2017

Gert

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President."
*Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

by baitcpitewailhmta August 30, 2010

gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser August 18, 2008

Gert

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert

by Applebutta October 21, 2010