gertie

A sexy child where you are unsure of their gender, but they look like an old woman.

Sarah Kazan couldn't stop staring at the gertie in the Buffalo Wild Wings booth.

by polish princess August 8, 2022

Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022

gertjeboy

best chess gamer in the world

omg gertjeboy is so hot

by gertjeboy September 20, 2022

Gertjeboy

The second best chess player of all time and also a discord chad

Omg gertjeboy you're so hot

gertjeboy is the best chess player

by gertjeboy October 7, 2022

Gertreded

Being stupid at work or forgetting things you need for work at the office when working remotely. Can also be used as a work friendly word for "retarded".

Person 1: "I forgot my CAD key at the office so you'll need to order things while I am at home"
Person 2: "You are gertreded..."

by sushiattack October 12, 2022

Gertrude

A nasty back porch living rat breeding McDonald's working lesbian porn watching b**** is a Gertrude

Gertrude says..Ain't that right George!! Just like you like it ain't that right Billy

by Ethen Ken Randall November 27, 2022

Gertrude

Gertrude also known as Gertrude, Gertruid, Gertruida, Geertruid, Geertruida and Trudy

A name derived from the German word for spear and strength.

It was popular during the 1950s.

Some real-life and fictional people named Gertrude or other similar names:

Gertrude the Great, a benedictine nun, mystic, and was canonised as a saint.

Gertrude Bell, an english writer, traveler, administrator, political officer, and archaeological

Gertrude, Queen of Denmark and mother of Hamlet in Shakespeare's play "Hamlet".

Gertruid Bäumer, a German politician and feminist.

Gertrude Chataway, child-friend of Lewis Carrol and inspired him to make "The Hunting of the Snark"

Gertrude Courtenay, Marchioness of Exeter and godmother to Elizabeth I.

Gertruida van Veen, a painter from the Southern Netherlands.

Gertrude of Nivelles, an abbess, founder of the Abbey of Nivelles and a saint.

Geertruid Adriaansdocter, a Dutch martyr Hanged by protestants for aiding her priest brother.

Person 1: Hey look at that old woman!
Person 2: That's my grandmother Gertrude!

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 1, 2023