funeral charades

A game of charades where someone has actually suffered physical injury or death, but those around them do not know. Much like the death of TV celebrity Redd Fox, who suffered a heart attack as co-workers unknowingly thought he was doing an impression of his character.

When John ate that poisioned shrimp coctail, we played a game of funeral charades.

by Monkeypuff April 26, 2006

fuse

It's EXACTLY THE SAME AS MTV!

It's the same as

Mtv
Mtv1
Mtv2
VH1
BET

it's all shit

FUCK music videos...they destroyed music.

by all video music channles do is brainwash you August 11, 2004

Alaskan short fuse

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

fuse

Once the USA feed of the popular Canadian music channel "Much Music" owned 50/50 by CHUM Limited (Owner of Much Music) and Rainbow Media. Rainbow thought it would be cool to buy the other half. They did and CHUM allowed them to keep using "Much Music" as long as they kept some Canadian shows on the air. Rainbow then turned the channel into a bunch of VJless crap with crop bars on the top & bottom of the screen (MMUSA) and eliminated the good stuff from Canada. Then CHUM ended the licence agreement for that reason and Fuse was born. Much Music is coming back to the US soon.

Rainbow media loves putting crop/color bars on their music channel Fuse.

by Jeremy Andrews April 15, 2004

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010

Tuna Fumer

A vagina that puts off fish-like fumes
A woman's genitals that has an aroma similar to low tide at the bay

I slept with the town slut and surprisingly she didn't have a tuna fumer.

I went home with a girl I met at the local pizza place, and her vagina smelled like anchovies, a real tuna fumer!

by DoDa September 21, 2012

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg

Grandfather died and was cremated.

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.

by Smittdawg December 22, 2019