Fucktits

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.

dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.

by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010

Fuckity Off Land

A term that is used basically to tell someone to 'fuck off.' Instead of just plain old telling someone who is pissing you off to fuck off, tell them to go to Fuckity Off Land, which is no where near you.

A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.

Greg - 'Dude you smell soooo bad!'

Hope- 'Oh yeah?! Well you need to go to Fuckity Off Land!'

by hoperainbow August 6, 2010

fuckwit

Someone who must have had their daddy's (or someone else's) cock slammed into their head while their mother was still pregnant with them and are, as a result, retarded/stupid.

Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"

God, Tyrone is SUCH a fuckwit!

by Regina Artemis DeLuna April 1, 2008

Absolute fuckwit wankers

Urban Dictionary

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers

by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014

fuckwit

another word for fucking nitwit

oh my god you're such a fuckwit

by Squilliam November 12, 2006

fuckwitz

Person of low I.Q, slow, unresponsive person. Insult - derived from American-Italian gangster slang.

Get a move on already! Come on we aint got all freakin' day you Fuck-Witz!!!

by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003

Fuckwitardiot

A complete, utter, wholly, altogether, entirely, unreservedly useless moron.

A combination of a "Dumb fuck", a "Nitwit" a "Retard" and an "Idiot".

Person A: "I think Obama is a great president!"

Person B: "Wow, what a moonbat"

Everyone with a brain: "No, that's a fuckwitardiot"

by NorthBridge May 18, 2010