Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend

A person that views your status updates about Ghana and actually sends through money to make your dreams come true.

My friend send me an Ewallet and a cash send at the same time.

by Leholo July 8, 2019

friends

something i dont have. :(

P1: how many friends do you have?

P2: none :/

P1: oh...

by just-some_guy February 14, 2023

Friends

something you don't have.
it's also a show that some will argue is better than the office. They are correct

"do you want to watch friends today?"

by Zigzie December 24, 2020

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

Friends

Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.

Friends are forever

by Dude I’m awesome and love cats June 3, 2019