a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your
girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is
sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially
frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.
cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.
cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking
freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind
garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking
freshman fuck!"