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lit freshman 

that one well known freshman that parties and gets along with upper classmen and considered to be apart of the fun crowd
“Why is she here... isn’t she a freshman?”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”
lit freshman by tommystone1 January 6, 2019

Dorman freshman

dorman fresh is home to thousands of student who dont want to be there teacher gets on to you about hats and earbuds and the way you dress and if you speak out in class but when girls do it nothing happens and there is kids dress up like dogs even tho its not halloween and a bush of kids there dont know how to take shower's and today i got my food and it looked uncooked
Dorman freshman by 98794732947 October 15, 2021

Lakota West Freshman School

Lakota West Freshman School (LWFS) is a school full of gang bangers and emo people. The school alone raised the crime rate by 30% Also the white people get no bitches. LWFS also has roaches (Demarcus and Tyresse)
You go to Lakota West Freshman School that got roaches?

party freshman 

n. A college freshman clearly only attending to please his/her parents or to avoid getting a job. You will see him/her at every party, but rarely in class, and s/he will probably drop out at the end of the year after epic failing every class.
Mary: Hey, what's up with that kid that only comes to class once a week and is always hung over?
Jane: Oh, he's a party freshman. We can look for him next year at the junior college down the road.
party freshman by MissKJ March 23, 2008

cock-blocking freshman fuck 

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

Forever Freshman 

An upperclassmen who looks, sounds, or acts like a freshman. Sometimes they get mistakenly called freshman by other upperclassmen and even by other freshmen.
That kid graduated high school as a forever freshman. His voice and appearance hasn't changed at all.