Fence

A trustworthy individual who acts as a middle man between a seller and a network of buyers in black market exchanges, especially those relating to illegal goods. Usually helps facilitate the sale process and is in place to keep the seller (and, consequently, posesser) of the illegal goods from getting set up or screwed over.

Origins: The idea that the fence around the yard keeps the neighbors and cops from looking in and seeing what people are doing.

Fence (on phone to dealer) ~ Yo I got these people who are gonna want a cut, I'll be over in an hour

Dealer ~ Okay man that's $40

Fence ~ okay (calls buyer) I've got your shit, meet me at the Plaza in two hours with $40

by teezy33 November 10, 2006

French Pastry

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

French French

What Canadians say when they mean French from France.

"Did you know Jay Baruchel speaks French?"
"French French or Canadian French?"
"Canadian French I think."

by antfred July 6, 2016

France in WWII

A joke with a white flag.

- What exactly was France in WWII?
- A joke with a white flag.

by Stoische Frikadelle March 2, 2018

French Stewart

When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart

Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.

by Lohn Jithgow August 3, 2012

French Press

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

by Lance Throbson April 16, 2007

noah fence

a cooler way of saying "no offense"

noah fence but that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

by brandon_arreaga February 21, 2018